BreastStrong Campaign Names New Spokesmodel

In an effort to use her new notoriety to help the less fortunate amongst us, Ms. Carrie Prejean has agreed to become the spokesperson for the BreastStrong Campaign. This relatively new non-profit was originated to help raise money for underprivileged girls to get the breast enhancements they so desperately need. When asked for comment, Prejean stated “I think I believe that all girls, regardless of age or money, should have access to the self-esteem that comes from these important procedures.” Initial sponsors of the campaign include Donald Trump, the Miss California Organization, and FHM.