Friday, June 12, 2009

Action Alert: Prejean Dethroned!

As many of you have likely heard, Ms. Carrie Prejean was dethroned effective June 10, 2009. Sources have revealed that this blog directly contributed to this surprising turn of events. While you might be tempted to celebrate this news, we here at the Postjean Movement have had a change of heart. We think we believe that Ms. Prejean should be able to use the forum of Ms. California to further clarify her thoughts on opposite marriage. In order to fully express our support, we will be staffing lemonade booths across the country this weekend in order to raise money to support Ms. Prejean’s legal fight to regain her throne. Obviously, we will be serving Crystal Light ™ instead of that full calorie summer sin juice.

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